igabriel

igabriel

Igabriel  (piadas)

1-Oque uma empressora falou para outra ?

 R. essa folha é sua ou é impressão minha

 2-A loira pede uma pizza pelo telefone. A pessoa da pizzaria pergunta:
- A senhora quer que eu corte em 4 ou 8 pedaços?
E a loira:
- 4, por favor. Eu jamais aguentaria comer 8 pedaços.

3- O que a loira foi fazer numa loja de R$1,99?
- Pesquisar os preços

4- Pergunta: Por que a loira colocou gelo na TV?
Resposta: Para congelar a imagem !

 5-Pergunta: Por que a loira abre o leite no mercado?

Resposta: Porque esta escrito abra aqui !

6- Pergunta: Por que a loira toma banho sem molhar os cabelos?
Resposta: Porque o shampoo dela e' para cabelos secos !

 
pergunta:qual é o resultado de 3/5+2/5

 resposta:5/5

Igabriel

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YOU'RE THE REASON

VICTORIA JUSTICE

I don't wanna make a scene
I don't wanna let you down
Try to do my own thing
And I'm starting to figure it out

That it's alright keep it together
Wherever we go
And it's alright, oh well whatever
Everybody needs to know

You might be crazy
Have I told you lately? That I love you
You're the only reason that I'm not afraid to fly

And it's crazy, that someone could change me
Now no matter what it is I have to do
I'm not afraid to try

And you need to know that you're the reason, why...

I don't even care when they say you're a little bit off
Look them in the eye I'd say I can never get enough

Because it's alright keep it together
Where ever we go
And it's alright, oh well whatever
Everybody needs to know

 

You might be crazy
Have I told you lately? That I love you
You're the only reason that I'm not afraid to fly

And it's crazy, that someone could change me
Now no matter what it is I have to do
I'm not afraid to try

And you need to know that you're the reason, why...

If it was raining you would yell at the sun
Pick up the pieces when the damage is done
You say it's just another day in the shade
Look at what a mess we made

You might be crazy
Have I told you lately? That I love you
You're the only reason that I'm not afraid to fly

You might be crazy
Have I told you lately? That I love you
You're the only reason that I'm not afraid to fly

And it's crazy, that someone could change me
Now no matter what it is I have to do
I'm not afraid to try

And you need to know that you're the reason, why...

I don't wanna make a scene
I don't wanna let you down

 

 oque é oque tem 4  letras mas tirando 2 ainda sobram 11?

 

     taxi tirando ta fica XI(11)em algarismo romano

                                                                                                                                                                                                         

 

 

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